Top Mexican Jokes
Posted on July 14, 2010
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Q: Why cant Mexicans play uno? A: Because they always steal the green card.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A Dry Martinez.
Q: What do you call a group of stoned Mexicans? A: Baked beans.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist sent to blow up a car? A: He burned his mouth on the tailpipe.
Q: Why is there so little great Mexican literature? A: Spray paint wasn’t invented until 1950.
Q: What is the best selling deodorant in Mexico? A: Raid.
Q: What do you call a kid that’s half Mexican and half Polish? A: Retardo.
Q: What’s the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.
Q: What do you call a Mexican queer? A: A senor eater.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.
Q: What do you call a Mexican at a university? A: The caretaker.
Q: What do you call your boss if he is Mexican? A: Impossible.
Q: What are the three most difficult years in a Mexican’s life? A: Second grade.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to eat an armadillo? A: Three, one to eat it and two to watch for cars.
Q: How many Mexican men does it take to do the washing up? A: None it’s women’s work!
Q: How does the Mexican prepare for a trip in Alaska? A: He packs a six-pack in case he has to leave a message in the snow.
Q: How does a Mexican count? A: “1, 2, 3, another, another, another….”
Q: How do you break a Mexican’s finger? A: Punch him in the nose.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a fur coat? A: A pipe cleaner.
Q: How do you get a Mexican out of a bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: What do you call a Taco with a food stamp inside it? A: A Mexican fortune cookie.
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